"What the fuck is going on here?" you ask. "One moment I'm in my car, the next I'm in some weird oriental palace filled with erotic talking foxes!"
"We selected you" replies Jake (Or Janice)
"What for?" you ask "And what happened to you Jake? I haven't seen you in ages. Is that really you?"
"I brought him here, to join my harem. I felt he had special qualities." says the male Prince Kistune.
"And you magiced me here too!" you say "You want to turn me into a female fox? No way! I want to go back where I came from."