Sam looked around in panic, trying to think what to do next. He saw the human cracker next to the bag, slapped his head with his front paw and wolfed down the cracker.
"Hi Joe!" said the restored Sam as his flatmate came in.
"Hi Sam, I'm bushed!" sighed Joe as he flopped down on the sofa "Can you get me a beer?"
"Sure." replied Sam and went to the kitchen. As he was reaching inside the fridge he heard Joe's voice "These crackers are tasty, Sam. Where'd you get them?"
*Oh Shit!*, thought Sam *I forgot about the damm crackers!*