"Why yes, you see, I always have trouble finding shoes that fit..." said Cindy with a smile, yanking off her ruined shoe and exposing her size 14 feet.
The shop assistant stared at her feet. "What..what size shoes do you take?" he said, trying to control his urges.
"Size 14." replied Cindy.
"I'm not sure we've um, got any size 14s. replied the asistant. Cindy thought he was thinking *Good thing too! Those big feet must be free for the world to enjoy!*. "I'll have a look in the storeroom!" he said and left.