"Now then," says your Ex with a grin "Since you're a love rat, I wish for you to BE one!"
"Granted!" says the rabbit genie, and in a flash you shrink down to a height of a few inches, growing fur, whiskers, big ears and a tail. You find yourself right next to the rabbit's foot, now the size of an oil tanker to you. "Nothing personal, Buddy." he says, giving an apologetic smile as he looks down on you "It's just that well, wishes are wishes."