"Thanks for the offer, but I'm fine as I am." you say
"Well if you won't become a dragon or dinosaur, you must become MY DINNER!" roars the T-rex!
"Hey!" cries the dragon "We arranged that were were going to share anyone who rejected our offer!"
"Well I'm hungry and want him all to myself!" argues the T-rex "You gotta problem with that?"
The dragon and the dinosaur are so busy arguing that you have a chance to run away, but then you see something lying at their huge clawed feet. Maybe you can grab it?