There is a puff of smoke and in front of you stands a genie, but not the sort you were expecting. He's a huge, 7-foot tall anthromorthic pale brown rabbit, with a broad chest, muscular arms and big feet. He wears a purple waistcoat that looks a few sizes too small for him, baggy pants and a fez.
"I am Lago the rabbit genie of transformation, and I will grant you 3 wishes." he says, giving a well-rehersed speech "However, those wishes must only be related to transformation."
You just continue to stare at Lago in disbelief.