Remember that this interview never happened. You are never to divulge these facts. Comprende?
Good. My name is William Spruce, Commander of the OPE, or the Organization for the Protection from Enthropy in the TF department... eh?
Enthropy.
Yes, that's what I said. It's the constant randomness in the universe, pardon my hypocricy, but I truly mean that there is order to randomness. We protect the people from the random things that happen. You know, like the paranormal aliens and such.
As leader of the TF department, I protect the population from the random transformation events.
What did you say?
Well, seeing as you arn't going to be able to tell anyone about this interview, I guess it couldn't hurt to tell you about one or two files. Which one do I have here..?