In the space of a fraction of a jiffy, the entire Redwood Springs Upper Mall burst into flames and was rebuilt again, Paris Hilton died and was reborn, and twelve christmas trees began singing "Riding Dirty". This was so quick that the shoppers didn't realize what had happened, or that anything happened at all. They continued shopping and loitering, unaware that next to a small clothes store, a plain brown door appeared. Nobody knew it was there before,but nobody bothered.
And so the door waited for its first "recipient"...