"I don't know. What do you recommend?" You ask.
"Well, we offer a complete, full-body makeover. 100% satisfaction guaranteed."
You take a moment and think it over. Your wife had hinted you should get your body hair waxed. She'd also mentioned how good you'd look with highlights in your hair. You glance at your watch, and decide to give it a shot.
"Alright," you say. "Let's do it."
"Oh, wonderful! We'll get started right away." Three of the stylists approach you and lead you toward the back of the shop. They part a curtain and gently push you into a room in the far back corner of the salon. As you walk into the dimly-lit room, you don't see a woman peeling a "STYLISTS WANTED: INQUIRE WITHIN" sign off the front window.