You manage to make it back to the shore with the statue. You are thankful that nobody is around. After a bit you turn back from mermaid to man. You get your clothes back on. You're about to leave when who should turn up but your girlfriend Jess.
"You've been gone most of the day and I was worried about you."
"Yeah, sorry about that. But look at this mermaid statue I found in the shipwreck! I thought you might like it..."
You hand the statue to Jess. He looks it over.
"Thank you. Its a very nice statue, but it looks like a merman not a mermaid."
You look closely at the statue but it still looks like a mermaid to you.
Out of nowhere a wave sweeps up the shore and hits both of you!