"OK, get this you little dweeb. Since I thought that barking thing was kind of funny, I'm going to be nice to you . . .
"First for your transformation. You're going to get what every man I've known wants, to be hung like a horse: Those little nerdy cock and balls of yours are going to change into the kind of equipment you can find on the biggest stallions out there. They're going to be just like the real thing, just as big and just as hairy, and they're going to be the same size as they'd be on the real animals too, not just your pathetic freshman body. It'll take twenty-four hours for the entire change to happen..."