"I figured we'd go for the fantasy look." said Carrie as she revealed the costumes she'd chosen; a unicorn costume for her and a dragon costume for John.
The shop assistant led the newlyweds to the changing rooms "You'll find those costumes are more magical than you think!" she said with a smile and wink. John took his costume in, stripped and tried it on. It was a one-piece costume with green scales and yellow belly.
As soon as he had done the zipper up, he started feeling hot. Then he started growing, demolishing the cubicle as he transformed into a huge fat 12-foot tall dragon! Sitting in the wreckage he belched a plume of fire into the air. "Don't worry about the cubicle, sir." said the assistant "It happens all the time. Oh, I think your wife is nearly ready..."
Carrie skipped daintily out of her cubicle, now a cute cloven-hoofed white unicorn. "Let's go, John." she said "And try not to step on anyone or start fires, OK?"