"Humans weren't ment to put on that weight, even in Toonworld!" said Cliff as he drove the forklift carrying John "Luckily we can fix that!"
"You can slim me back down?" asked John with hope
"Well....yes, but that's a long process, best left to the end of your holiday." answered Cliff, trying to see past John's humongous body. "In the meantime we can give you a different form, one more suited to your current mass."
Cliff stopped outside a building "Whoa, we finally found someone fatter than you, Cliff!" said a racoon in overalls.
"Yeah yeah."replied Cliff "Anyway this blob needs a paint job quickly. Help me get him inside!"
John SQUEEEEEEEEEEZED through the doorway with help from a few other men in overalls. After half an hour he popped through and was taken to an arena that looked like it had staged several paintball championships. "What are you going to do with me?" he asked.
"Paint you into another large creature that can carry your weight better." said the chamelion in charge "Gonna need a lot of paint though."
"Will it hurt?" asked John
"Oh, no. Doesn't hurt a bit." replied Cliff "Tickles like heck though."
Several giant mechanical hands holding paintbrushes came out of trapdoors and started attacking John, who exploded into fits of laughter. "HA HA HA HA HA!!! HOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!"
"The whole job should take about an hour" said the chamelion