As the Cricket, who looks like a little green man, starts berating Lampwick for being rude to him, your eyes go back to the boy who's moaning. Curious, you get to your feet and approach him, seeing him crouched down low in front of his seat. By now his moaning has become a heavy panting, and as you move closer you see why. From a hole in the seat of the boy's shorts a long naked growth is emerging -- writhing like a snake!
"What the--!" you exclaim. "Shit!!"
"What's up, dude? What's going on?"
The voice comes from one of the two guys in front, who have both knelt up on their seats to look back at you.
"It's this guy here. He's.. Aaagh!!"
Recoiling, you stare at them in horror. Jutting up from the guys' heads, silhouetted blackly against the screen, are two pairs of humongously huge ears!
Seeing your expression, they turn to face each other and...
"Aaaagh!" "AAAAAGH!!" they both yell.
Whirling in their seats, they get to their feet just as...