As you walk through a forested part of the park you hear heavy panting coming from off the path. You go off to investigate and meet a large anthromorthic wolf, clad in only a ragged pair of pants held up by a single suspender. He is leaning against a tree and is clearly in a state of exhaustion.
Deciding that he is in no state to be a threat, you decide to talk to him, hoping he can talk.
"Excuse me?" you ask "Do you know where I am? I seem to be lost."
"This is fairytale land," replies the wolf "I'm the Big Bad Wolf, and I really fancy some bacon, but I'm too exhausted to blow the 3 little pigs' houses down. I've been running from huntsmen all day!"