Suddenly, pain shoots into you, this time in the front instead of the back. It feels like your genitals are exploding! You try to keep your mind clear, but the pain is unbearable, and within second you faint in agony.
Some time later, you wake up, feeling groggy. Was it a dream? Felt like one... ugh. You feel like crap, though. Like you slept on the floor or something. Wait... you are on the floor. What? You slowly open your eyes, haze still hanging on them. You're staring at your bathroom ceiling. Yep, you're on the floor all right. Reaching back, you try to push yourself up. You become aware that you aren't wearing your underpants. Looking back, you see them ripped up behind you. Still unsure about what's happening, you absentmindedly scratch your balls, and as you do your hand hits something rubbery. What, are you wearing a condo-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The dildo! It's not in your room or up your ass anymore, it's... it's... it's your penis! Where your original penis used to be, now the foot-long latex dildo stands proudly in its place. How?!? This isn't even possible! Doing the only thing you can think of, you grasp the member with both hands and give it a solid yank, hoping that it'll come off and reveal your real penis underneath. Instead, all you manage to accomplish is sending a stream of pink semen across the room, making a trail along the floor and splattering on the far wall. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! What are you going to do?!?