You wake up to find yourself lying on some kind of log. To your dismay you find that you are tied down with several strands of pondweed. You struggle to free yourself, but cannot break loose.
As you tire, several frogs come along. One of them hops onto your belly. "Our princess has awakened!" he says, rising up on his back feet.
"Princess?" you gasp "What are you talking about? If you can understand English, untie me this instant!"
"We will, your highness, after we have transformed you to one of us."
"WHAT??" you cry, struggling again.
The bullfrog plants his huge webbed foot over your mouth. "Not so loud!" he whispers "We can't let everyone know about us! You see, we know magic, and have detected magic lotion on your body which will help us transform you. Don't worry, you'll enjoy being a frog!"