Even with your multible chins, you are able to turn your head - but soon wish you hadn't
Standing next to the huge bed is a vampire, a vampiress, a werewolf, and other assorted ghouls.
You shiver so much you wobble like a jelly. "What do you want with me?" you ask, although judging by the way the werewolf is drooling you already have a feeling. A very BAD feeling!
"We're having you round for dinner, seeing as you are round!" says the vampire, exposing his fangs "A maiden as humongous as you must have gallons of blood inside you."
"You've bound to have lots of meat too!" adds the werewolf.
"Not so fast, wolfie!" says the vampiress "She's ours first. She's too fat to move, and can supply out bloodlust for days! You can eat her when we've drained her!"