A little man in multicoloured clothes climbs up onto the bed.
"Who are you?"
"My name is Little Lon, your Majesty." he says
"My What?"
"For years we've been waiting for someone to fill the giant bathing suit and become our queen" says Lon as several other midgets stick their little heads over the sides of the bed "With such a humongous ruler looking after us, nobody will push us around any more."
"I don't think I'll do a good job protecting you." you say "I'm too fat to move!"
"Don't worry." says Lon "Your huge size will be enough to discourage our enemies. As for your immobility, we will tend to your every need. Would you like to feast now, Queen Buffy?"
You glance at your huge belly (how could you miss it?). Do you really look as you need to eat for a while. On the other hand, your stomach looks like it needs a lot of food to fill it...