"Pisst, pisssst Doc, Doc wake up it's me Frank."
"Huh, what, who, said the Doctor Simmons as he woke up?"
"Me Frank, we have some trouble and I, we need to talk with you alone. I don't want a bunch of smartass students around till we can figure things out, Doc!"
The Doctor of science jumped into his pants and followed Frank a short way down the path toward the dig.
"Whats the trouble Frank, hey stop and tell me whats wrong?"
Frank stopped, "Doc it seems that Simon came upon a Medallion. This thing is dangerous, it has powers!"
"Don't be stupid Frank this is the new age and such things are fairy tales, why...."
"I don't consider this quite a fairy story Doc, said a human faced goat standing four feet tale at the shoulder."
The Doctor stopped looked at Simon the goat and then at Wilma the nanny and feel to his fat butt.
"This is not possible, I mean there is science not witchcraft, how?"
Frank knelt down to comfort the Doctor as Simon the buck goat began to explain. The Doctor of science eyes got wider and wider as the story wound it's way from the find to a orgy.
"Doc, remember the dun colored horse, well both John and I think it might be Jenny transformed. You see when I went to lift the Medallion from Simons neck like this....."
Wilma began again to bleat, "You see Doc the Medallion coming off of the animal owner makes them both become complete animals. If Jenny found this as she wandered looking for fun, and if she made some foolish wish about mules, horses, or sex, POW YOUR A BEAST!"
"Possible, but how can we save Simon and Wilma from starting a goat herd, said the Doc in a wavering voice?"