Eventually, Jared pulled himself together. He had to get home. Maybe there was still something he could do. After all, the magic belt buckle had gotten him into this mess, maybe it could get him out of it.
He stood up and, checking to make sure that nobody else was around, he snuck out to the barn door. Peeking outside, he didn't see anybody and so he figured that it might be a good time to head out and try to get home before anybody saw him, naked and ball-less.