You enter one of the doors that actually looked more normal than the others; a white bedroom door, still crooked. You enter the room to see a plain white room where one of those mechanical carts took you around before coming back to the start.
The cart is a carriage with only one seat, with a steering wheel in front of it. You climb in, ready to enter the funhouse.
The carriage slowly moves along as you turn the steering wheel for fun. You enter the first doors and you start to hear a voice coming out of nowhere.
"We will guide you through a story, and it is one of..."