Nate walked home...well, not as much WALKED as much as he did LIMP. That jerk Frank kicked his ass for come change to buy a honey bun from the vending machine. Nate scoffed, like that asshole needed more money. As he passed Quill's Grocieres, he noticed a can of Pepsi lying on the ground. "Hmm..." Nate thought, "getting the snot beat out of you by a fat guy DOES make you thirsty..." He picked up the can and wondered if any was in there. He inspected it and noticed that the can wasn't opened and there were no holes in it. Looking around, he went into the alley beside Quill's and opened it. Before he could reach the can to his lips, purple-pink smoke belched out of the top. Nate freaked out and thought it was a gas bomb. He threw it to the end of the alley and ran to the corner. He peeped out from the bricks of the next-door bank to see more smoke erupting from the now-dented can.
After a few seconds, something large appeared in a puff of smoke. It appeared to be a hot, buxom blond girl in arabic clothing. She looked like a genie. Nate shook his head. 'Genies don't exist!' he told himself. The girl closed her eyes and coughed as the smoke started to disperse. "I'll never get used to that..." she said, still coughing. She soon stopped and opened her eyes and looked around, almost as if looking for something...or someone. "Hello?" she said, turning around. "Who opened that can?", she asked. Nate kept looking at her and she spotted him, and he ducked behind the bricks, but he was too late. "Hey, dude!" she called. "You open that can?" she asked, walking toward him. "Yeah", he said, coming out from the corner. She concentrated and told Nate to hold on a second. A small card poofed into existance and she took it and read: "I am Chris and I will be your--jeanle?" She looked perplexed and said "OH! Genie--today. Will will get 6 (?) wishes which you can use for everything--OH!--but criminal intentions unless they have a good reason behind them."
She let go of the card and it poofed out. She stood in front of Nate and said "So, what do you want for your first wish?" After a second she added, "Please make it simple; I'm new at this."