...Why should I?" You ask testily. "What if you're lying, like those evil villans always do? So my answer is no."
"Hahahahahaha!" The witch laughs. "Well, since I'm stuck in this body, I might as well try to change your mind... as painfully as possible." She laughs more and falls silent, plotting what to do to you.
You stubbornly ignore her as you walk off, trying to find someone to help you get this witch off of you.
You walk into a bar, and as you open the doors...