The growls and grunts were slowly interupted by the strains of old 60's music.You could barely hear it over the wind rustling through the trees but it sounded like
She loves you yea yea yea she loves you yea yea yea,with a love like that you know she should be true
interpersed with
Tip toe through the tulips
with the twang of a ukelele
and
shaboom shaboom live is but a dream
and
sugar sugar
and
indian giver indian giver
Shelby and Michelle stopped and listened
they could hear the sound of motor transports
and thousands of screaming young werebitches
They could see the candles light up the night
and they saw the
love beads
bell bottoms
hot pants
and mini skirts
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It all began when a local bottling company used the lake as a source for their bottled water
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Colonel Arnquist and his eight and eighty brave men had managed to survive getting bombed out of existence at Wolf Lake.
He was the Man amongst Men.As the helicopters whupped onto the White House lawn he looked over the top secret communication from the President again.He was specifically requested not to carry silver bullets,silver knives or a bottle of Lysol with him on this trip.
The President was waiting beside the landing pad,wringing his hands.
His twin daughters were into the 60's and bottled water.
Their favourite groups were the Beagles,Tiny Terrior and the Banana Splits.
The President looked into Arnquists face ,knew this was a man he could trust and spoke up
"Ummm,Colonel,do you know anything about organizing rock concerts?"