Leaning against Carrie's fat butt, John looked around the restraunt and saw a fat hen at a nearby table. Getting an idea, he raced up and plucked one of her tailfeathers. The hen squarked in shock.
"Sorry Madam, but I need this." said John.
He went back to the rear end of the still stuck Carrie. "What are you doing, John?" she asked, suspiciously.
"All this happened because you wanted a foot massage." said John wickedly "Well I'm really going to give you one now!". He bent down and started stroking the feather across the bottoms of Carrie's broad, wide feet. "Coochy Coochy Coo!"
"Ha..ha ha ha! HA HA HA! JOHN!! STOP THAT! THAT TICKLES! HAA HAAAA HAA HAA HAAAA!!!!! WOOO HOO HOO HOO HOOO!!!! STOPPIT!!!!" Carrie's bellowing laughter echoed down the streets of Toonworld.