Looking on ebay for anything to spend your first payroll on you see a picture of a really
neat gun. Clicking on the link it takes you to a page where you can bid on the item.
Reading the page you find out some information on this weird gun.
"Lol what a name, "The Breastinator"
Looking down at the picture you notice it looks like one of those laser guns from a 50's
black and white corney alien horror film. Being a big fan of that ear you decide to bye it.
Click on the bid button a new screen pops up saying "Buy Now"
Taking advantage of this you click, having lost a few items before to rich millionair kids.
Just before the Buy Item button where you fill out your address and payment details it
says:
"Instructions will be included in shipment. Read all of them before use
Seller holds no responsibility of missuse of the device
Use only if you will accept the effects"
Confused you click the buy button anyway.
After a couple of days you finally get the package.
Appearing in a big wooden create the get a knife from the kitchen to crack open the lid.
Looking inside you find a single sheet of paper and the Laser gun. Picking up the gun in
one hand and the instructions in the other you begin to walk towards your room reading
how to "operate your device" Below that is a list of 7 instructions warning you on the
effetcs of the device
The instructions says: