'Last package of the day.' I thought to myself.
It had been a long week, and i was eager to get home. On last package, i looked at the label.
CRAP! its a COD, these took forever, they always have an excuse why they can't pay or take forever getting the money.
I pulled up in front of the house, it was pretty small and rundown from the look of the yard and exterior of the house this might be a challenge.
Oh well, better get this over with.
I locked up the truck and walked up the long path leading to the door, ready to bolt at the first sign of a dog.
No dog, good sign.
I rang the doorbell and waited, a few seconds later i heard the unlatching of what seemed like 10 locks.
Then the door finally opened, and i was surprised at what i saw.
Standing there, in a rather nice looking evening gown was an old lady. It wasn't the woman that surprised me it was what she was wearing.
She was way too overdressed to just receive a package at the door.
'I'm sorry,' I told her 'I didn't mean to bother you if you're heading out tonight.'
She looked at me rather puzzled 'I'm not going anywhere tonight.' she said with a smile.
'Oh, umm I just thought..' I stumbled
'never mind. I have a package for you. Its $25.51.' I said as i stepped inside the door into the house.
She completely ignored what i was saying. 'you're a cute one,' she said eying me up and down.
'umm thank you,' not sure how to respond i complemented her dress 'Thats a beautiful dress you're wearing.'
'Thank you, I bought it many years ago, i don't get to wear it often.' She said with a huge grin as she moved in closer.
She grabbed my arm, 'my what firm muscles you have!'
'Ummm yea i get the the gym once in a while.' i said sheepishly.
'umm about the money,' i reminded her.
'Oh yes I'll get it for you now, wait right here Muscles' she said with a smile.
As she went int he other room i thought 'screw it i'm out of here.'
I turned around and weirdly enough the door was closed, I didn't remember closing it.
I twisted the knob but it wouldn't open, the locks wouldn't unlatch WTF is going on.
'Care to join me in the living room?' i heard the little old lady say from the other room.
I cautiously walked down the hall to the next room..........