"....Understanding the Opposite Sex", said the boy, the owner replied with, "Coming right up", and poured a indigo-ish colored drink into a plastic cup.
The boy hands the store owner money for the drink and he was off. He made his way home while drinking his smoothie, he thought, "Finally I can understand all those weird girls at school and get one of them to like me". He finished up his drink and made it to the front porch of his house.
Then when he enters his house....