You're mad as hell. They can send you a harness that turns you into a bear. They can send you more crap that causes you to flirt with men. They can even send you cologne that forces you to accept your changes. But when they fail to open their store, despite the commercials, you get mad. You walk up to the doors, they're made of a glass that is too dark to see anything inside. There is a small message though, "We're hiring, go to the employee entrance around back to inquire". Oh, you'll "inquire" all right.
You walk around the building, no small feat considering the edifice's size, to the back door. You try to regain composure, no use barging in and screaming your head off. The door is open and you walk inside. You see that the cabin theme is carried throughout the entire store; the employee entrance had wooden walls and a hanging chandelier of antlers. "Can I help you?, sir"
You turn to find the owner of voice in the dim interior. Seated behind a desk is a man, slightly shorter than you, but similar in appearance. He appears to be about 35, bald, but with a dark beard. The top few buttons of his flannel shirt are undone like yours, thick hair poking out. You try to state your case without sounding like a lunatic, "Yeah, I got something from this place in the mail toady and yesterday. I was wondering why you sent them."
The bear looks at you, a strange look passes across his face but disappears quickly. "Oh yes, our promotions package. It's just our way of increasing business. Now that you're here, I assume you want to join us."
"Wait a minute", you reply, "I just want to know what happened to me and what you guys have to do with it."
The strange look returns to his face but doesn't go away this time, "That's strange, you should have accepted the mental changes."
"What mental changes?" you ask even though you fear the response.
"Why the mental change to that of a leather bear, a decidedly gay bear at that. Haven't you noticed a preference for men now?"
"You did that? Why? What do you want from me?"
"Arctos doesn't just sell clothes, stud. We also model leather fashions and produce quite a bit of porn, bear porn to be precise. You still resist the change though? They warned us some targets would have more mental fortitude than others. I'll just have to fix that."
Without another word, the man stands and walks over to you. You don't know what he's doing and you step back. The bear moves surprisingly fast and before you can think, he's cupping your junk with one hand and pulling you into an embrace with the other. He shoves his tongue into your mouth in a forced kiss.