As you make your way towards Piggy Pastures you are suddenly hit by a terrible smell! It's so strong that your nose turns up and flares out.
Almost as if it was a pig's snout, in fact.
As you feel your nose in shock, you feel a small tail growing out of the base of your spine. It curls round and round until it drills a hole in the seat of your pants.
Your fingers start to feel numb and you look at them to see that they are now prehensile trotters, with two fingers and a thumb. You feel your feet have changed too.
Your ears grow into flaps and the transformation is complete. Looks like Piggy Pastures is your new home...