You frantically splash all around, trying to get out of the fountain. You can feel yourself regressing each second. How old are you now? 3? 2? 1?
You wiggle you your way out of the fountain and are delighted to see Joey still trying to get out. He is deep in and it took him a costly few seconds to figure out what happened.
He gets out and he's taller than you, infact he looks to be about the same height as your kindergartner brother. You conclude that he's 5 years old.
"Gaa Goo Blaaa." You try to talk but unfortunately you can't. You would've asked Joey how old you are.
"Dang it! My voice is so high 'n' I'm so little and ugh, this is so bad!" Joey shouts at you. "Hahaha glad I'm not you man. You look just like a little baby, you'll be in diapers for the next 2 'n' a half years! Haha!"