Stuffing the hat into your pocket, you decide to keep walking toward the Arctos store. "This is getting weird," you think to yourself, "I flirted with the delivery guy and now I'm getting leather caps from strangers on the street. They thought I was a bear like them. I have to stop this!"
You quicken your pace but as you do, you feel your bulge and your gut sway from side to side with each step. It unnerves you that it doesn't bother you, as if this is normal. You see a corner ahead, one more turn and you should be at the store. You take the turn and see...
Nothing. The corner where Arctos Outfitters should be is just a vacant lot. Vacant except for a familiar car, the one that passed you a few minutes ago.
This is too weird for you. You saw the commercial, it said that the store would be here. The morning sun breaks from behind a cloud a momentarily blinds you. Without thinking, you reach into your pocket and don the leather cap. A sudden urge to talk to those two guys comes over you. Maybe they know what's going on. You stride to where their car is parked.
As you near the vehicle, one of the rear doors opens and a gruff voice calls out, "We were waiting for you sexy, hop on in. We're gonna have some fun." His strange emphasis on the word fun creeps you out, but you can't resist. Somehow, you're still walking to the door and getting in. You close the door and they drive off.
You don't know why you're doing this, but the compulsion won't be denied. "Excuse me," you start to ask, "but what's happening here?" The driver responds, "You'll see soon enough, stud."
They drive you out of town. During the trip, a revelation dawns on you. These two seem oddly familiar. They're the two bears from the porno that invaded your TV earlier! One part of your mind is panicking, but another part is strangely excited. What is wrong with you?
The three of you eventually arrive at a cabin just outside of town, nestled at the edge of a forest. "We're here, you two head inside. We have a lotta plans for the rest of the day," the bear in the driver seat says. The other man gets out and motions for you to do the same.
You follow him up the walk to the cabin. You aren't paying attention to where you are, just the guy in front of you. "Why am I checking this guy out?" you think, "This is probably a kidnapping. What do they want?" You can't resist as you follow him inside.
The interior of the house is dimly lit and you can't really see anything inside. All of the curtains are drawn over the windows, deepening the pall. "We brought this guy like you asked, boss," your escort says into the gloom. A deep voice answers, "Great work, I knew you two would get him."
A light turns on and you see the owner of the voice. There's a man standing in the middle of the room. He's slightly taller than you, but even hairier. You can tell this because he's wearing nothing but leather, namely a harness, jockstrap, chaps, and a cap. "Well, now we can begin..."