A young man named Alex comes in looking for something to take revenge on another man named Jack.
The chinese man greeted Alex. "Look, i need something to take good, sweet, revenge on someone."
The shopkeeper responded, "Ahh, i see, well, this should suffice." He said as he gave alex a bone in the shape of a gun. "This will change your enemy's age. All you have to do is point it at your enemy, and say the age you want him at."
"Cool. How much is it?"
"Its free."
"awsome