He was surprised to see that it was from Enzyte, the natural male enhancement pill that's heavily advertised on tv! Jordan threw the bottle of pills down on the floor and laughed. "Penis pills? What do I need this crap for?" he said out loud while walking to the couch.
A few hours and dozens of beer cans went by as Jordan did nothing but watch sports games. He started thinking about the pills he had gotten, and was honestly a little curious about what they could do to his manhood. He jumped up off the couch and opened the bottle. "Well, here goes nothing." Jordan swallows a pill and walks back to the couch. He starts to feel his stomach grumble shortly after...