"This isn't what I asked for!" I snapped rather angrily while modestly trying to cover my monsterous muscled physique with little success.
"Well I guess someone didn't have his nappy-poo this morning. There, there Bear old boy, you need not thank me... I understand you are a bit exposed and in shock."
"You're fucking right!"
"Well let's see if we can make you more comfortable?" Again the wizard, with a glint in his eye, nodded his head... I heard an audible "poof" sound and suddenly was stripped of my ripped overalls having them replaced with a custom-made diaper!