You turn your back to look for Amanda when suddenly you hear Tiffany scream:HELP! IM DROWNING! "It's a good thing I used to be a lifeguard" you say under your breath. The others watch in panic as Tiffany drowns. You start swimming towards her as she thrashes in the water. She is now silent under the water, and you dive under to get her. You bring her up and swim her back to shore.
You lay her on the shore and huddle towards her body. You don't hear or see anything so you decide to do CPR. You lean over and bring your lips to Tiffany's lips, when all of a sudden Tiffany grabs you down and you start to make out with her. After french kissing each other, you start to feel her hair, but you notice it's a lot shorter. You also start to feel her hands getting harder and what seems to be like stubble as you kiss her.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Amanda screams at the top of her lungs. Instantly you stop making out only to find that Tiffany has been replaced....with a guy! "Not only are you cheating on me, but you're cheatiting on me with Tiffany!" You say calmly, "look, Amanda, I can explain. Tiffany was drowning, or so it seemed, so I went to save her and give her CPR and now there's a guy where Tiffany used to be and he made out with me." Without realising it, that WAS Tiffany that YOU changed into a guy! "Are you stupid or something?! Tiffany is right there! And like I would believe that story! We're through!"
Great job, you had a relationship in less than a few hours and you blew it. "Baby, wait! I didn't mean to hurt you!" Amanda turns back and you see that her clothes are slowly becoming larger. Or is it Amanda getting smaller? Her chest slowly deflates while she gets shorter and shorter, until all you see is an infant in diapers right on the sand.
The 4 guys walk up to you and the baby. "So what do we do now?" Tiffany says in his deep, baritone voice.