Jim suddenly screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE CREEP?!?" Patting his flat, taunt chest with both hands- searching for any signs of plumpness. "Oh god..." suddenly looking down at his new package, he places one hand inside his pants. "I... I'm a FRIKKIN GUY!!"
You can't help but start laughing. "Do you like it?" you ask. "I made sure to make my new step-brother something to be proud of."
"I- I CAN'T BE A GUY! I'M A GIRL!!! I have a boyfriend, and... and bras... and... Oh MAN- My BOYFRIEND!!!"
Looking at you, he gets down into a begging position. "Please- I invited him over today- He's supposed to take me out... He can't see me like... THIS... CHANGE ME BACK!!!"
Hmmm... "His" boyfriends coming over eh? An evil smile appears on your face.
Suddenly the doorbell rings...