You gasp as you see an enormous dragon sitting out on your lawn, it's black serpentine body coiled around itself, a nearby tree uprooted and set aside to make room for the enormous dragon.
Carefully you slink downstairs and out the front door, moving carefully towards what must be the fake dragon.
If it's fake, it's a really high quality fake. It's sides move up and down gently as you approach and a billow of smoke coils up from it's mouth. You can feel the heat radiating off of the enormous dragon as you reach forward and press your hand to it's side, feeling it's enormous sides swelling as it breathes then it starts and rolls over to glare at you. "WHAT DO YOU WANT INSECT!?"
You blanch and...