CYOTF

You pretend nothing happened

Still in shock, you rejoin your friends outside as if nothing had happened.

"Is everything okay?" your friend Lee asks. "You've got a weird look on your face."

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine," you stammer. How could you tell them the truth, that your penis is now a hairless baby's penis with balls to match? And there's no way they would believe you anyway, right? And if they did... that would be bad too.

And so you go along as if everything is fine.

What do you do now?

• Later, you go back to the restroom... but it's closed for repairs. BM S added 15 years ago
• You're on a rollercoaster ride with your girlfriend. She fondles your crotch... S O added 6 years ago

• Later, Lee has to use the urinal too
• Later, you go home, wishing it were all a dream.
• Hey, look the hall of mirrors
• Days later, Lee catches you naked in the shower.

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