"Okay, so... let me get this straight..." you say, leveling the sales clerk a look of pure disbelief, "Let's say I try on this here, Zebronix or whatever, I'll magically turn into a zebra?"
"More like a human with zebra aspects, but essentially, yes," he answers, gesturing to the clothing. "We've got your size in stock. Care to try it out?"
"This is impossible... but okay, yeah, fine," you grab the top and the shorts off of the rack and take a deep breath. "Where are the fitting rooms?"
"Down this aisle, take a right at the pink sign. Be sure to choose the correct fitting room, now. If the environment isn't just right, the change won't take place."
"Riiiiiiight," you slowly roll your eyes over to the pink sign and start walking in its direction, all the while convincing yourself that this is utterly ridiculous and you're about to make a total fool of yourself.
It doesn't take you long to find the fitting rooms and you step inside the section. Immediately, you find yourself in an impossibly long hallway with an uncountable number of doors on either side. "No way..." you whisper, and start walking down the hall. Each door is labeled with a location: there's Congo, South American Rainforest, Yukon, Outback, North Pole, Atlantic Ocean, and more. You keep walking until you find "Savannah" and step inside.
You find yourself surprised to hear the slight crunch of grass underneath your feet. To feel sunlight bearing down on you. "Where the hell am I?" You ask aloud.
*"You're in the Savannah changing room, ma'am. Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. Nobody can see you."* It's the salesman's voice, over an intercom you can't find. The voice seems to be coming from everywhere at once.
"But you can hear me?"
*"Well, yes. Some guests are surprised at the rooms, just like you. We like to be able to calm your fears. Please do try the clothes on, ma'am."*
"*sigh*, Right, here goes." You quickly undress, feeling somewhat exposed in this outdoors-like room, and just as quickly pull the Zebronix clothes on.
No sooner than when you've snapped the button on the shorts, do you feel a tingling rush through your body. Black-and-white striped fur flares across your skin, and you shriek in surprise. It's WORKING! It's TRUE! You feel your face push outward, and a crackling in your toes as your feet reshape into hooves. You feel something brushing up against your legs from behind, and turn to examine it - it's a tail - YOUR tail.
Suddenly, a mirror materializes in front of you, the angled mirror of department stores that allows you to see yourself all over. It's true - you're a zebra woman now, just like the one in the photo. You still have your bright blue eyes, and the mouth is still slightly shaped like your own, but for the most part, you are completely unfamiliar to yourself.
*"So... what do you think?"*