You come round some time later to find that your breath feels very warm, as if you've been eating chillis or something. Getting up, you soon find out why - you've turned into a dragon!
You've still human size and bipeal, but you now have scaily skin, a slightly fat belly, large claws for hands and feet and a tail. Your head has also turned reptillian, although you still have your hair, due to not putting the cream on it.
You don't have wings so you don't think you can fly, but you're sure you can still breathe fire - although you don't want to risk it.
You take a good hard look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a dragon, all right. The question is, what are you going to do about it?