You feel incredible. You see your reflection in a glass door, and start. You think that there's a nude muscle god looking at you, but then you realize that you're the muscle god. You coo at yourself, and start flexing as you admire your reflection. You do feel a bit self conscious about being naked. You notice leopard skin drapes on the other side of the glass door that you are using as a mirror.
Look out Scarlett, here comes Tarzan. You find the door is unlocked, and proceed to rip off a loincloth sized piece of drapery. A silk drapery cord serves to tie your impromptu garment in place. You look back at the folded drape, and grin, you can't even see where you liberated the fabric - at least until someone closes the drapes. Now you're ready to become a real swinger. Back through the glass doors into the heated moist enclosed jungle, you leap on a banyan tree and begin climbing. Near the top you tether yourself to a strong vine. Then standing on a stout limb, you beat your chest and give your best Tarzan yell. Birds take flight in response and you hear their screeching from inside and outside the Arboretum, and from the neighboring zoo there seems to be the rumble of stampeding antelope and bison. You leap into the air still hollering, and swing toward the big tree only 15 feet away.