Hearing a flapping of wings, Johnny turned to see a large stork come in through a window. It stood in the centre of the room and looked at Johnny.
"I thought I could hear a baby in here!" the bird says "You must have been delivered to the wrong house. This crumbling old building is no place for a baby like you."
"I'm not a baby." said Johnny.
"No of course not." replied the stork "Now let's get you all bundled up snugly and then we'll take you to a real home."
The stork then advanced on Johnny...