Linda reached in for something different to all the other stuff..which she found mundane. A massive, ten gallon hat found its way into her hand. She snorted and put it on. She looked at herself in the mirror, feeling and looking like a complete idiot. The mirror didn't fail here. She didn't look like a complete idiot. The threw the hat back into the box. It was a stupid hat. Who'd want to be a cowgirl? A funny tingling came from between her legs...which she ignored. It grew stronger and she spasmed back onto the floor as...