Hearing the creaking above him, Ryan scrambled up the stairs to come face to fanged snout with Suzanna, who rose up on her hind legs. "Hello, darling!" she said in an English accent, fluttering her eyelashes.
"AHHHHH!!" screamed Ryan "Help!! Don't eat me!"
"Oh I don't eat people." replied Suzanna, planting her front claws on Ryan's shoulders and wrapping her massive tail round him. "I just slurp their blood. Besides, you look much better with the colour in your cheeks, my pet!".
It was at this point that Ryan realized the horrible truth. This British behemoth was IN LOVE with him! Talk about a fate worse than death!