As baby Johnny was sitting on the nursery floor, he started to feel it creaking loudly.
He turned to see a pair of huge fat size 13 bare feet. above them were a pair of thick legs, a tatted nightgown, an enormours belly and, peering over it, a fat, ugly pale face framed by untidy frizzy hair.
"Ooooohh, you're SOOOO cute!!" she said, reaching down and grabbing Johnny in her fat arms before he could get away. "I don't know where you came from, but You've mine now!". She held him in front of her at arm's length, but he could still smell her stinky breath. Then she hugged him against her vast busom. "I've wanted a little one for centuries!"
"'Centuries?'" gasped Johnny, struggling for breath in her bear-like grip.