"I wish this suit fit me a lot looser!" cried Jacob. Going through all the strokes, the friends had swam for about half an hour, until Jacob couldn't take it anymore. He was sure the suit was cutting into him now, probably rubbing him raw and maybe bloody.
"Just deal with it, man." Said Seth. "Power on through it and get back in here and finish our set."
Jacob was about to jump back in, but just taking a step back towards the pool caused the elastic in his suit to strangle his legs and hips. "AWW! Sorry, dude! I can't take this anymore. I've got to get this thing off. Just give me a sec, I'll go change into an old pair. Be right back." Jacob walked back inside the lockerroom, wincing with each step. He walked over to the showers. He knew the dryer the suit got, the tighter it would get, too. Someone had left one of the showers on; Jacob stepped under the already adjusted nozzle and began working at undoing the knot in the drawstring. "DAMN! I wish this thing would just fall off!" He muttered in frustration. He gave up on trying to save the pair and decided to just rip them down and off his poor, red-lined, body. He took a firm hold of each of the sides and shoved down as hard as he could. The suit came down immediately, and without resistance. Jacob had pulled to hard, and was off balance now. He fell down on to his bare ass. He stepped out of the speedos, balled them up and threw them indiscriminately out into main locker area. "Ouch... Damn tiny speedos" he said, as he got up rubbing the spot he had landed hardest on. He stood beneath the shower not noticing that the halo of water wasn't on the crown of his head like it normally was. It was actually going around him completely, only falling on his shoulders now, and encircling the rest of his body.
Seth was tired of waiting. He didn't have all day, and he still had to go work after all this. He decided to go in and let Jacob know that he was leaving. As he approached the showers, a tiny black speedo was hurled out and smacked him. Seth, now even more slightly upset, just let it fall away as he continued on towards the showers.
Inside he saw some kid showering like he owned the place. Sure, he thought to himself, people around here are pretty decent, but still, a kid that young shouldn't be by himself here. "Uhhh, hey, kid?" Seth said, not wanting to frighten the boy, "is, like, your big brother or dad around or something? You shouldn't be here by yourself, little dude."
The little boy looked at him, with one eye cocked, flipped him off, and went back to his shower.