"Help!" screamed Erick as he suddenly regained his senses.
Ryan didn't hear the scream, but he felt his new Speedo bunch up, and reached to adjust it grinding Erick against his body. Erick grimaced as he tasted his former body's sweaty skin. Oddly it tasted faintly of chlorine, but that sort of made sense since Ryan now looked like a swimmer with shaved arms and legs and bare muscular chest. What had happened to Ryan? Erick felt certain that he was going to remain Ryan's Speedo as long as Ryan remained under this enchantment.
Ryan entered the main hall, no one was there. He walked over to the backpack he knew contained the food. Ryan was feeling suddenly famished. He unzipped the bag and pulled out a can of beans.
Erick stared at the label inches from squatting Ryan's pouch, and cringed. Ryan wasn't going to eat beans now, was he?
The can was quickly opened with a pocket canopener, and Ryan used the fireplace shovel like a pizza paddle to put the can into the fire to cook.
As the fire crackled and beans cooked, Ryan started to sing.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal!
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's eat beans for every meal!
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So let's eat beans for every meal!
Beans, beans, good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the more you eat,
The more you sit on the toilet seat!
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So lift your leg, and let them squeal!
Beans, beans, the fruitful tart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So lift your leg, and let them squeal!*
Ryan lifted the fragrant heated tin from the fire with shovel. Ryan dug his plastic spoon into the bubbling beans and took a big bite.
"No, no, no!" lamented Erick unable to stop Ryan from eating the beans. Ryan with his free hands found himself adjusting Erick again as he squatted eating the beans.
*Thanks to Wikipedia for all the versions/stanzas.