"Man, I can't believe Ryan brought that twerp brother of his," said Mike.
"Yeah, but at least we've ditched little Johnny for now," Sei replied as the two entered the garden and saw the gargoyle in front of him, "Ew, now that's an ugly garden gnome."
"It's not a gnome. It's a gargoyle," Mike said, "Hey, you up for target practice?"
"Well, we did bring our guns, and a few bullet holes would improve that guy's face."
Johnny's mind was screaming as his brother's college friends began to stack things on him. An apple on his head, and an empty beer can on each shoulder. Then they started loading their firearms.